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Read
the Book
The Point Man
I have a funny postcard that I picked up at Sherlock’s
Wines in Atlanta. A guy tries
a wine and tells the salesman it’s terrible. When the
salesman tells him that the Wine Snob magazine gave it a ninety-seven,
he says, “I’ll
take a case!”
The Point Man is the guy who
lives and dies by what Mr. Robert
M. Parker has to say. He doesn’t actually read the reviews
so much as he reads the little
numbers at the bottom of the
page. If it got ninety-five points, he wants it. He may not
care for Condrieu or Amarone
or Pinot Noir, but that’s
hardly the point. It Got Ninety-Five
Points! And that’s
the point.
While there’s something that feels wrong about
this approach, I can’t quite put my finger on it. If
you’re at
a store and you’re choosing between two wines at the
same price, but one has a tag
reading eighty-eight and the
other says ninety-two, why would
you buy the former? Aren’t
Two Thumbs Up better than Two
Thumbs Down?
The Point Man lives
in a strict meritocracy; he gauges
which wine he serves to whom
based on how many points he thinks
his company deserves.
One Point
Man I know is drinking his cellar
from bottom to top, so no matter
how good the collection gets, you’re always guaranteed to get
the worst bottle in it. By the time he dies, the cellar will be perfect.
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